An Internet and Local Legend is For Sale.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 02/24/2020 at 11:45 • Filed to: None

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2585439565112665/

$85,000 for the worst Viper ever. 

boredalways > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 11:53

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What the ever lovin’ fuck is this shit?!

412GTI > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 11:54

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I wish I had 85k to buy this and immediately wreck into a tree. 

Brickman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 11:57

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I like it

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to be crushed into a cube.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 11:59

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completely barfed on, 12,000 “on engine”, wants 85 grand?

Chuckles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 11:59

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An internet legend? Any chance you could share a link for those of us who have never seen this car before?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 11:59

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The dead grass in the photos adds value. 

ranwhenparked > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 12:00

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It would be cool to see it and the Dragon Vette in the same garage

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 12:03

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I don’t understand why this exists and what kind of person thought this was a good idea. To the crusher it shall go.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 12:05

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$86k too much

user314 > boredalways 02/24/2020 at 12:10

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Snuze: Needs another Swede > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 12:16

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I think the seller fat fingered an extra 0 in there...

BigBlock440 > 412GTI 02/24/2020 at 12:22

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Maybe it was, and that’s what necessitated the extensive bodywork.  The clamshells are expensive.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 02/24/2020 at 12:24

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Long ago, DeMuro ran a Carfax on it and determined it was a burn victim before. 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Chuckles 02/24/2020 at 12:26

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It’s been on a bunch of Shitty Car pages before. Doug even ran a Carfax on it at some point. I have a bunch of pics of it somewhere on my profile. If you don’t find them, I’ll try to find them  later.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > BigBlock440 02/24/2020 at 12:26

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It’s a former burn victim. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways 02/24/2020 at 12:27

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A t least mow the lawn before taking a photo right?

benn454 > ranwhenparked 02/24/2020 at 12:34

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I had expunged that thing from my memory until you just had to invoke its name.

benn454 > HammerheadFistpunch 02/24/2020 at 12:41

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With $12k in cash on the engine, how does he shut the hood?

Still CP at $73,000 net.

McMike > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 12:47

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DeMuro pulled a CarFax report the first time this thing popped up.   

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 12:57

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Whelp, I can’t unsee that!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 13:15

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Wow.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 13:58

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I’d like it to become a burn victim again.

user314 > Snuze: Needs another Swede 02/24/2020 at 14:09

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CP even if that comma should be a period.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > McMike 02/24/2020 at 14:10

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It definitely looks like a burn victim. 

user314 > McMike 02/24/2020 at 14:25

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It seems it can only be unmade in the fires that forged it.

boredalways > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/24/2020 at 14:29

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But that's someone else's lawn.  It's bad enough that the owner had to put a quarter in the meter just to take another awful pic.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 15:50

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I’m so sorry

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/24/2020 at 15:55

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

He’s not wrong there. There is to(o) much wrong to list in the post, though he could have done a preliminary list, a la this:

hooned engine, needs crate motor

crap interior, needs complete redo

highly modified body, needs all new panels

bent chassis with salvage title, needs new VIN*

*don't do this

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Chuckles 02/24/2020 at 16:32

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/that-special-car-pic-dump-1796963405

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > 412GTI 02/24/2020 at 18:18

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It’s already been wrecked twice and set on fire once, you are going to have to try harder to kill it. Doug DeMuro ran the CarFax on it, there’s a photo of it elsewhere in these comments.

functionoverfashion > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/24/2020 at 21:12

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Seriously, that is the worst Carfax report I’ve ever seen.